How to Get Free WiFi anywhere, anytime

Nothing brings you more joy than getting WiFi when you need it, except sex.

Cum to think of it, WiFi IS like sex. You can always pay for it. It's always available if you have the bucks. It's supposed to be available everywhere, but you have to work for it, if you want it free. There has to be a 'connection' if it is to happen.
And once you get it, it's the exploration that makes it joyful beyond measure.

I'm just such a sexixt.